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    Not For The Faint Of Puke

    | Anaheim, CA, USA |

    (We often get calls asking about our various prank items.)

    Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [magic shop]. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you have fake barf?”

    Me: “Yes, we do. What kind do you need?”

    Customer: “What do you mean, ‘What kind?’”

    Me: “We carry regular, extra large, super chunky, and pet puke.”

    Customer: “That’s disgusting!”

    Me: “You asked.”