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    Not For All The Gold In Azeroth

    | Moore, OK, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling *** Electronics. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “Do you have World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade in stock?”

    Me: “Yes, we do.”

    Caller: “How much is it?”

    Me: “$50, ma’am.”

    Caller: “Oh, well… if I sleep with you, can I get your discount?”

    Me: “No, ma’am, unfortunately not.” *hangs up*

    Manager: “You should have told her that you would increase the price of the game if she slept with you…”