Me: “Thank you for calling *** Electronics. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Do you have World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade in stock?”

Me: “Yes, we do.”

Caller: “How much is it?”

Me: “$50, ma’am.”

Caller: “Oh, well… if I sleep with you, can I get your discount?”

Me: “No, ma’am, unfortunately not.” *hangs up*

Manager: “You should have told her that you would increase the price of the game if she slept with you…”