Dealing Out Meow Meow
(My fiancé is currently giving catnip to my 14-year-old cat, who has tried to smother him on numerous occasions.)
Fiancé: *mimicking my cat* “Good human, as long as you give me the drugs, I’ll stop trying to kill you in your sleep.”
Me: “So, pretty much like every drug dealer relationship?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?