Customer: “I’m looking for the right kind of food for my new rottweiler puppy.”

Me: “No problem, I’d be happy to help you. And since your little guy here is a large breed dog, he needs to stay on the puppy food for two years before switching to the adult formula.”

Customer: “Large breed?”

Me: “Yes, this little guy is a rottweiler mix. He will probably be around 90-110 pounds.”

Customer: “Oh…so if I keep him on puppy food, will he stay small like this?”