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    Not Exactly A Golden Ticket

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    (I work a photo booth that takes everyone’s picture before they get into an attraction, we give tickets out so we can easily locate a customers photo when they come back. A customer hands over her ticket and I hand her the photo to see. She begins walking away with it.)

    Me: “Ma’am, excuse me. I’m sorry we actually sell those here.”

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “Well, you have to purchase them. We don’t just give them away.”

    Customer: “But I don’t need to purchase it, I gave you a ticket.”

    Me: “Ma’am that ticket is only so we can find your photo, you need to purchase it if you want to take it home.”

    Customer: “But I gave you a ticket.”

    Me: “Everyone gives us a ticket. Sorry, ma’am, but you’ll have to buy that if you want it. It’s $5.”

    Customer: “This is the biggest scam in the world. I am not paying for my own photograph!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this is a business. If you don’t want to buy it you don’t have to, but we’re not going to give it to you for free.”

    Customer: “Can I at least get a discount?”

    Me: “Why would we give you a discount?”

    Customer: “BECAUSE I HAVE A TICKET!”