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Not Enough Oxygen In The Brain

| Buffalo, NY, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello. You’ve reached [company]. How may we help you?”

Customer: “Hi, I recently purchased a carbon-monoxide detector thingies from here, and I was just wondering what to do if it goes off?”

Me: “Well, you would have to call emergency services and leave your house immediately.”

Customer: “Okay.” *long pause* “Could you hang up please? My phone broke and won’t let me end conversations but I have to call 911.”

Me: “Wait. Your alarm is going off? Ma’am, that’s dangerous! Get out of your house now!”

Customer: “Oh, I threw it in the garbage disposal, it’s okay.”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “Hey, like I said before, could you hang up?”