The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 6

Boyfriend: “So… I have something to tell you and I’m afraid it’s going to upset you.”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “Well… while you were at work, something happened.”

Me: “What happened?!”

Boyfriend: “I was channel surfing and I wound up watching the last forty minutes of Twilight.”

Me: *mock rage* “Oh, my God! Did you like it?!”

Boyfriend: *hanging his head in shame* “Yes.”