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    Not Berry Bright

    | Shelton, WA, USA

    (A customer walks up to my berry stand and motions at a pack of strawberries.)

    Me: “Hello, sir. A pack is $11.”

    Customer: *hands me a dollar bill*

    Me: “Sorry, it’s $11 sir.”

    Customer:*hands me another dollar and looks at me expectantly*

    Me: “Well, I just need nine more of these.”

    Customer:*hands me another dollar bill*

    Me: “We’re getting there. Eight more.”

    Customer: *looks at me, confused, then walks away*

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