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    | Phoenix, AZ, USA | At The Checkout

    (My customer is an old friend I have not seen since high school.)

    Customer: *showing off her belly* “Seven months! The baby kicks sometimes, do you want to feel?”

    Me: “Sure!”

    (I finish with my customer, and move on to the next customer in line, an older man.)

    Customer: *rubbing his belly and grinning* “Mine growls sometimes! Wanna feel mine too?”