A Pet Hate
(My fiancé and I are talking about different kinds of pets. I have just mentioned that I do not want to have a bird.)
Fiancé: “But I would love to have a trained falcon!”
Me: “Yeah, okay.”
Fiancé: “A falcon would be the best pet. Because then it could eat other people’s pets.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.