Dreaming Of Ice-ing Your Boyfriend
(My boyfriend and I have just woken up and are snuggling in bed when he suddenly sits up.)
Boyfriend: “I had a weird dream last night.”
Me: “Oh, really? Do tell.”
Boyfriend: “There was this ice rink in the sky at the top of a really tall ladder and we climbed up onto the rink. You had skates on and since it was in the sky it didn’t have any walls around the ice—”
Me: “I would fall off immediately. I’m way too klutzy.”
Boyfriend: “You fell off pretty quickly.”
Me: “Oh, joy.”
Boyfriend: “And as you fell I yelled out ‘IIII LOVVVEE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!’ and then you died. But I was sad that you died!”
(I started laughing hard and just hugged him. He’s not very romantic but it kinda was in a weird way!)
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