November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Not Always Right On So Many Levels

| Ocala, FL, USA | Uncategorized

(A disabled customer on crutches starts screaming racist epithets at her cashier.)

Disabled customer: “You g**d*** n*****! You b****! How could you do that to me?! This is discrimination!”

Cashier: *totally shocked*

(I walk over right away. Keep in mind, I’m white.)

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry you’re upset, but could you please watch your language? There are children here. Now, I’d be ha–”

Disabled customer: “Y’all hate people with disabilities! F*** the children! And f*** you, you n*****! I’m calling corporate!”

Me: “If that’s what you want to do, ma’am, I can’t stop you.”

Disabled customer: “D*** right you can’t, you black b****!”

(She suddenly throws down her “crutches” and very easily walks out of the store.)

Another customer, to me: “Wait, did she just call you black?”

(She did end up calling corporate office, but it was dismissed because she kept calling the operator a sand monkey and saying that she was going to burn in h*** for stealing white people’s jobs.)

(To do this day, whenever we get bored we play with her crutches in the back stock room.)