Crossed The Lion

(My boyfriend-of-a-month and I are lying in bed talking when we start being silly and tickling each other. After awhile he gets so carried away, that he spontaneously licks my arm.)

Boyfriend: *looking mortified* “I am SO sorry! That was weird, and I totally understand if you thin—”

(I cut him off by quickly licking his forehead.)

Me: “SIMBA!”