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    Not A Fan Of The Man With A Plan

    | High Point, NC, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am taking an order from a couple. I work in a high-end steakhouse.)

    Me: “What can I get you?”

    Customer: “I’ll have the ribeye. Medium-rare. Bring the steak sauce out BEFORE my steak. I don’t like to wait on someone to bring it.”

    Me: “Okay. What side item would you like?”

    Customer: “I’d like the apples. I want them HOT, because I want to melt butter on them. Butter YOU will bring me.”

    Me: “Sir, our apples are served hot.”

    Customer: “Not every time! Don’t mess with my system!”

    Me: “Okay.”

    Customer: “And a cup of the french onion soup. That’s all.”

    Customer’s wife: “Jeez, honey. You want her to dice your onions for you soup, too?”

    Customer: “You just don’t get my system!”