Visit 
Normal Time Vs. Customer Time
Restaurant | Portsmouth, UK
Me: “Hello sir, can I help?”
Customer: “I want the 20 piece bargain bucket.”
Me: “Well, there will be a five minute wait. We have only just opened and don’t have that quantity cooked yet.”
Customer: “Fine.”
(He pays and takes a seat. About three minutes later, he approaches the counter again.)
Customer: “Where the f*** is my food?! I have been waiting half an hour!”
Me: “Sorry, sir. We have only been open five minutes there is no way you have been waiting thirty minutes.”
(2,212 Thumbs Up!)
