Normal Time Vs. Customer Time

| Portsmouth, UK | Food & Drink, Top

Me: “Hello sir, can I help?”

Customer: “I want the 20 piece bargain bucket.”

Me: “Well, there will be a five minute wait. We have only just opened and don’t have that quantity cooked yet.”

Customer: “Fine.”

(He pays and takes a seat. About three minutes later, he approaches the counter again.)

Customer: “Where the f*** is my food?! I have been waiting half an hour!”

Me: “Sorry, sir. We have only been open five minutes there is no way you have been waiting thirty minutes.”