Normal Time Vs. Customer Time
Me: “Hello, sir, can I help?”
Customer: “I want the twenty-piece bargain bucket.”
Me: “Well, there will be a five-minute wait. We have only just opened and don’t have that quantity cooked yet.”
Customer: “Fine.”
(He pays and takes a seat. About three minutes later, he approaches the counter again.)
Customer: “Where the f*** is my food?! I have been waiting half an hour!”
Me: “Sorry, sir. We have only been open five minutes; there is no way you have been waiting thirty minutes.”
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