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    Nonplussed Customers

    | Dillon, CO, USA | Extra Stupid, Top

    Customer: “Something isn’t right with these two signs about the pears on sale. One says $1.00 for 1 pound, and the other says $10 for 10 pounds. Which is it?”

    Me: “Actually, ma’am, that’s the same thing.”

    Customer: “Excuse me, but I actually went to college. I think I can do basic math.”

    Me: “Let’s look at it this way. If it’s $1 for 1 pound, how much would 3 pounds be?”

    Customer: “$3.”

    Me: “Yep, and how much would 5 pounds be?”

    Customer: “$5.”

    Me: “Awesome. How much would 10 pounds be?”

    Customer: “$10.” *pause* “Those signs are misleading!” *storms off*