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    Nocturnal Provisions

    | Australia | Rude & Risque

    (I work at an all-night internet cafe. We get a few customers come in late at night to watch adult movies. One night, I get a phone call along these lines.)

    Caller: “Hi, do you have webcams I can use?”

    Me: “Yes, we do.”

    Caller: “What about tissues?”

    Me: “Sorry, what was that?”

    Caller: *muffled laughter* “Tissues. Do you guys have tissues?”

    Me: *catching on* “Yes, sir…but you have to bring your own Vaseline.”