Nobody Nose

| Columbia City, IN, USA |

(Our shop offers free wireless internet with any purchase. We keep it password-protected ever since we discovered the neighbors were stealing it. I give the password out at the register; changing it once a week and keeping it as random as possible.)

Customer: “What’s the password today?”

Me: “Nostrils.”

Customer: “What the h*** kind of password is that? I never would have guessed that!”