No Wonder He’s Always Stuffed
(Seated at one of my tables is a grown woman. Placed across from her is a stuffed animal.)
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. Can I start you off with a drink?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like a diet Coke.”
Me: “Okay, one diet–”
Customer: *gestures to stuffed animal* “…and he’ll have your house wine.”
Me: *laughs, playing along* “He doesn’t look over 21, ma’am.”
Customer: *completely serious* “Oh, you’re right. He’ll just have a lemonade, then.”
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