No Vocation For Location

, | Fargo, ND, USA | Food & Drink, Money, Uncategorized

Customer: “Can I have a [competitor’s burger] please?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We don’t do that burger. The [competitor] is across the street.”

Customer: “But I have a coupon.”

Me: “That does not change the fact that we don’t serve that burger here.”

Customer: “Can you read, mister?”

Me: “Very well.”

Customer: “Well, I can, too! The coupon says available at all locations, smart-a**!

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