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    No Vocation For Location, Part 3

    | Las Vegas, NV, USA | Geography

    (I work in a mall on the Las Vegas Strip, so there’s always a lot of people from other countries in the store.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you know where [store] is?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I do not know where that store is. However, if you go outside our store, there’s a directory right there.”

    Customer: “No! You do not understand. Where is this store?!”

    Me: “I can’t go out there with you to look, but I promise if it’s in the mall, it’s on that map.”

    Customer: “I already looked at the map! It just gave me a number! What is this number supposed to tell me!?”

    Me: “Well, the number corresponds—”

    Customer: “I’M FROM THE UK! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ YOUR MAPS!”

    Me: “I can maybe ask—”

    Customer: *storms out of the store in a rage before I can finish*

    Another Customer: “I’m from the UK, and I was able to read your map just fine!”

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    No Vocation For Location, Part 2
    No Vocation For Location