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    No Sting In This Tale, Part 2

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    Beach Patron: “Excuse me, are these blue jelly things on the beach dangerous?”

    Me: “Yes sir, they are in fact Portuguese Man-o-War. They are extremely painful and can still sting you while on land.”

    Beach Patron: “They can’t walk, can they?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Beach Patron: “Meaning they can’t walk on land and chase you?”

    Me: “No sir, they only live in water.”

    Beach Patron: “I feel much safer. Thank you.”

    No Sting In This Tale