No Returns On The Can Of Worms

| Syracuse, NY, USA | Pets & Animals

(I’m standing at the service center chatting with a co-worker when a customer walks up and places a bag on the counter.)

Customer: “I’d like to return these pants.”

Me: “Of course! Do you have the receipt?”

Customer: “Yeah, it’s in the bag.”

(She opens the bag and little bugs come jumping out of the bag and scuttle around the counter.)

Customer: “Those aren’t mine! I don’t even have animals! They aren’t
mine!”

Me: *speechless*