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    No Reservations About Reservations

    | Hamburg, Germany |

    (The time is exactly 7:42pm.)

    Customer: “Hello. I’d like to make a reservation for two this evening, please.”

    Me: “Absolutely. What time will you be back?”

    Customer: “At a quarter to 8.”

    (I wait to see if this is a joke.)

    Me: “So, for right now?”

    Customer: *completely deadpan* “Yes.”