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    | St. Charles, MO, USA |

    Me: “Hi, welcome to xxxx! Can I get you something to drink?”

    Elderly Customer: *pounds fists on table* “I WANT BEEF!”

    Me: “O…k… If you’re ready to order, I could get you our Open-Faced Roast Beef Entree?”

    Elderly Customer: “I don’t care, I just want beef!”

    Me: “Okay…” *sighs*