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No One Is Stealing That ID

| KY, USA | Uncategorized

(A man walks up to me at the circulation desk.)

Customer: “I need to get on the computer.”

Me: “No problem, sir. May I see your ID?”

Customer: “Where’s your bathroom?”

Me: *pointing* “Right down that hall, second grey door
on the left.”

Customer: “You don’t mind if I go there to get my ID out, do you?”