Should Do Background Checks On Your Friends

(My fiancé and I had taken engagement photos while visiting my best friend over the weekend. We have just gotten back all the proofs when I notice something unusual in the background of most of them.)

Me: “Hey, [Friend]… did you by any chance realize that you’re in 90 percent of my engagement photos?”

Friend: “… Yeesssss! Mwahahaha!”

Me: “And you do realize I can’t crop you out because of where you are. Right?”

Friend: “I was hoping you would photoshop me as a zombie!”

Me: “You’re so lucky I adore you.”

(Yes, I DO plan on sending the photos out as-is!)