No Omelettes Are Totally Waffle
Me: “And here’s your waffle, sir, with bacon on the side.”
Customer: “What? No, I didn’t order this. I ordered the bacon egg and cheese omelette.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I have it written down that you got a waffle with bacon. I will have to fix that.”
Customer’s Wife: “No, you will not. He ordered the waffle. I heard him.”
Customer: “No, I didn’t. I specifically ordered the omelette. I know I did.”
Customer’s wife: “No, honey! We had the conversation on which one you were going to get. You told me you were going to get the omelette, and it surprised me when you didn’t.”
Customer: “Then why didn’t you say something?”
Customer’s wife: “Because you always ask my opinion and say that’s what you’ll do. Then you change your mind! I just figured you were ignoring my opinion again!”
Customer: “Well, fine. I guess I’ll have to eat this.”
Me: “Are you sure? I can change it?”
Customer: “Actually, would you?”
Customer’s Wife: “No! You ordered it, you eat it.”
Customer: *to me* “That’s what she says to the kids.”
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