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    No Omelettes Are Totally Waffle

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    Me: “And here’s your waffle, sir, with bacon on the side.”

    Customer: “What? No, I didn’t order this. I ordered the bacon egg and cheese omelette.”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I have it written down that you got a waffle with bacon. I will have to fix that.”

    Customer’s wife: “No, you will not. He ordered the waffle. I heard him.”

    Customer: “No, I didn’t. I specifically ordered the omelette. I know I did.”

    Customer’s wife: “No, honey! We had the conversation on which one you were going to get. You told me you were going to get the omelette, and it surprised me when you didn’t.”

    Customer: “Then why didn’t you say something?”

    Customer’s wife: “Because you always ask my opinion, and say that’s what you’ll do. Then you change your mind! I just figured you were ignoring my opinion again!”

    Customer: “Well, fine. I guess I’ll have to eat this.”

    Me: “Are you sure? I can change it.?”

    Customer: “Actually, would you?”

    Customer’s wife: “No! You ordered it, you eat it.”

    Customer, to me: “That’s what she says to the kids.”