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No Obamacare For You

| Berkeley, CA, USA | Bigotry

(Although I was born in California and have lived here my entire life, my dad is from Australia, and I have picked up some of his speaking mannerisms. In consequence, when I say “Yeah”, it sounds like “Yeh”.)

Customer: “Can I slide my card through, miss?”

Me: “Yeah, it’s ready!”

Customer: “Actually, sorry, I don’t support illegal immigrants.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You talk funny! You’re an illegal immigrant!”

Me: “Actually, ma’am, I was born here. I just have my accent from a parent who was not an illegal immigrant.”

Customer: “No! You aren’t allowed to be here! I’ll be notifying the president about this!” *stomps out without her merchandise*