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  • No Need To Be Shirty

    | Montreal, QC, Canada |

    Me: “Can I help you with something?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I have a guy painting a room in my house, but I told him I don’t like it.”

    Me: “If you’d like another color, I can help you pick a new one.”

    Customer: “That’d be great. I have to cover up this color. It’s the most horrible, disgusting color I’ve ever seen. It looks like…it looks like…”

    (The customer looks up at me, and points.)

    Customer: “It looks like your shirt.”

    (I am speechless.)

    Customer: “Yeah, ugly like your shirt. Oh, sorry! It’s a nice shirt, I guess.”