No Moviegoer Left Behind

(At the box office where I work, the customers have a bad habit of not reading the marquees for the names of their movie. Here are a few of the better ones:)

Customer: “What’s Gadjicka about?” (Gothika)

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Customer: “I’d like two tickets for El Scorpio.” (The Scorpion King)

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Customer: “Is that Luxj movie any good?” (The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, abbreviated as LXG)

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Customer: “How dare you show a movie called School of C***?!” (School of Rock)

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Customer: “Can I have three for Legally Blind 2?” (Legally Blonde 2)

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(Best minimum wage job EVER.)