No Man-Maid Fantasies
Me: *knocks on the door* “Housekeeping!”
(I hear the voice of the male guest inside.)
Guest: “Like a maid?”
Me: “Uh… yes, I suppose.”
Guest: “Are you wearing a maid’s outfit?”
Me: “I can bet money that it’s not the outfit you are mentally picturing right now, sir.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?