No Longer A Custo-Mary Holiday
(I am on the sales floor and there is a woman shopping with her little daughter. The daughter notices a red and white sweater.)
Daughter: “Look, Mom, doesn’t this look like something Santa Claus would wear?”
Mother: “Santa Claus? Who’s that? Santa Claus is a fictional man they made up to take the place of Jesus.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.