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    No ID, No Idea, Part 8

    | Greenville, SC, USA |

    (I work security at a nightclub.)

    Me: “ID, please.”

    (I look at the customer’s ID.)

    Me: “Sir, are you sure you want to use this ID?”

    Customer: “It’s mine. I’m old enough.”

    Me: “I don’t think so, sir. And, if I’m right, you’ll be spending time explaining things to the nice officer in the office.”

    Customer: “That’s my ID and I’m 21.”

    Me: “Okay, let’s go.”

    (I begin escorting him to the office.)

    Customer: “I don’t get it. What was the problem with it?”

    Me: “Well, for starters, I’ve seen a lot of IDs come through here. I’m not aware of any state that uses photos with a beach scene background.”

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