(A teenage customer is trying to buy a cell phone. He has an out of state ID which appears fake. It is brought to me to check it.)

Me: “We can’t accept this ID. It’s not valid.”

Customer: “Can you tell me what’s wrong with it compared to a real one, so I’ll know for next time?”

Related:
No ID, No Idea, Part 4
No ID, No Idea, Part 3
No ID, No Idea, Part 2
No ID, No Idea