It’s A Blameless Sport

(I’m at [Friend #2]’s house, and we are talking about how everyone in the chain of command is taking the blame for the Seahawk’s loss at the Super Bowl. In comes [Friend #2]’s roommate, reminding us to keep the bathroom door open with a door wedge so that their cats can get to the litterbox.)

Friend #1: “Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot to put it back.”

Me: “No, it was me. Sorry about that.”

Friend #1: “No, I was there a while ago. I didn’t put it back.”

Me: “I was just in there. I didn’t think to put it back.”

Friend #2: *laughing* “Congratulations, guys. You’re now Seahawks!”