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  • August Theme Of The Month: Best. Customer. Ever!

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    | Wales, UK | Bizarre, Health & Body

    (Some of our storage space consists of large cupboards in the walls above our displays. I am standing at the top of a ladder checking a cupboard for stock, when I vaguely overhear an older woman talking to someone behind me.)

    Customer: “…see if he notices.”

    (The customer proceeds to shake the bottom of the ladder I’m standing on, then speaks to the man she is with.)

    Customer: “I wonder if he’ll get scared?”

    Me: “Um, hi. Did you want me to move the ladder out of the way?”

    Customer: “No, I was just wondering if you’d notice.”

    Me: “I did notice. And you’d certainly have noticed if I’d landed on your head…”