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  • No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 4

    | Ohio, USA | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

    (After unlocking the caller’s account and beginning to explain when it can be used.)

    Me: “Okay, sir. The account will be unlocked in a half hour.”

    Caller: “Okay, I’m in Florida, where y’all located?”

    Me: “Sir, we are in Ohio.”

    Caller: “Okay. So is that 30 minutes Central or 30 minutes Eastern?”

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