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    No Customers, I Hate Customers

    | IL, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am working the front register when a gentleman comes up and puts his items on the counter.)

    Customer: “No bag. I hate bags!”

    Me: “No problem, sir. That will be $27.89.”

    (The customer pays with cash.)

    Me: “Your change is $0.11. Here’s your receipt.”

    Customer: “Keep the receipt. I hate paper!”