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    No Clue At The Zoo

    | Utah, USA |

    (We are hosting a visiting special exhibit featuring animals endemic to Madagascar. A customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, I don’t think I saw the Madagascar inside the exhibit.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

    Customer: “The Madagascar. Was that the furry thing in the glass cage?”

    Me: “Madagascar is a country, ma’am. It’s an island nation off the coast of Africa.”

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me! I’ve seen the movie!