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    No Brains And The Bees

    | Maryland, USA | Math & Science, Pets & Animals, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Excuse me, but do you have anything I can spray on my flowers to keep the bees off them?”

    Me: “You want to keep the bees off your flowers?”

    Customer: “Yes. Do you sell that?”

    Me: “Do you understand how flowers work?”