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    Me: “Welcome to *** tech support. How can I help you this morning?”

    Caller: “I keep getting pop-ups to update my computer, but I don’t have internet. I don’t want internet.”

    Me: “Alright. I can show you how to turn off the notifications.” *shows customer*

    Caller: “Thanks. Now, how do I know if my computer is working?”

    Me: “Do you see any error messages?”

    Caller: “No.”

    Me: “Okay, let’s test it out. Can you open a program for me?”

    Caller: ¬†”Um, I don’t know how to do that.”

    Me: “So, you don’t use the computer to play music, games, or to use the word processor?”

    Caller: “No.”

    Me: “What do you use your computer for?”

    Caller: “Well, I just watch it to see what it does.”

    Me: “Oh… is it doing anything right now?”

    Caller: “No.”

    Me: “Then thank you for calling **** tech support. Have a good morning.” *click*