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    | Columbus, OH, USA |

    (I work in an uppity part of town where are the e-shoppers come out of their yuppie caves to shop.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a question.”

    Me: “How may I help you?”

    Customer: *points at a popular movie puzzle with a picture of a child playing with said puzzle* “Is the kid on the box part of this puzzle?”

    Me: “Um…what?”

    Customer: “Well, if the kid is part of the puzzle, I don’t want it. He has nothing to do with this movie.”

    (At this point I turned around and walked to the back room where she couldn’t get me.)