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New Years Resolution: Get A Brain

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Customer: “What are your hours for New Years?”

Me: “We will be closing at 4pm on New Year’s Eve.”

Customer: “Do you have something with those times on it?”

Me: “If you go over to the bulletin board by the door there is a sign with the hours.”

Customer: “This sign says December 31, but nothing about New Year’s Eve!”

Me: “Yes ma’am, New Year’s Eve is December 31.”

Customer: “That’s not right! I asked for the hours on New Year’s Eve, and now you’re trying to trick me by giving me the hours for December 31!”

Me: “No, New Year’s Eve is just the name of the holiday that occurs on December 31.”

Customer: “I don’t understand.”

Me: “Here, look at the calendar. See, if you look at December 31, it says ‘Holiday: New Year’s Eve’.”

Customer: “What is this? I don’t want any part of your liberal anti-holiday conspiracy!”