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    Never Too Sick To Complain

    | Atlanta, GA, USA |

    Me: “Thanks for calling [clinic]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I got this herbal colon cleanser from you. Does it have pork in it? I don’t eat pork, so I can’t have it if it has pork.”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, I’m not sure, but since it is an herbal supplement I would assume it has no pork. If you are really concerned, you can call the number on the bottle and ask them. I’m looking at the bottle and it says 100% vegan.”

    Customer: “Well, I can’t call the company. I’m sick! I’m so sick, I can’t use a phone!”

    Me: “Well, it says vegan on the bottle, but I can call the company myself if you want.”

    Customer: “Well, DO IT! I’m a sick lady, and I don’t do pork!”

    (I call the company and find out the supplement has no pork. I call the customer back.)

    Me: “Okay, ma’am. There are no pork or animal products in this supplement.”

    Customer: “Well, I don’t really care! I’m too sick to care! I can’t poop!” *hangs up*