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    Never Put The Ball In The Customer’s Court

    | St. Petersburg, FL, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid

    (I work retail for a sports store.)

    Customer: “Do you have a New York Yankees football?”

    Me: “A football? Do you mean a baseball?”

    Customer: “No, I meant a football. Do you not have any?”

    Me: “No, because the Yankees play baseball, not football.”

    Customer: “Well you are missing out on a lot of market not selling that stuff.”