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    | UK |

    Customer: “How much for [item]?”

    Me: “£15.”

    Customer: “The guy round the corner does them for thirteen.”

    Me: “Well, why didn’t you buy one from him, then?”

    Customer: “He’s out of stock.”

    Me: “Well, when we’re out of stock, we only charge ten.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll come back when you’re out of stock, then.”