Never Get Between A Man And His Metabolism

Me: “So, you can’t consume any food or drink after 12 midnight today—”

Patient: “Do you want me to starve to death?”

Me: “Actually, sir, you’re one of the earlier cases. Your reporting time is at 9:30 am.”

Patient: “I’ll still starve to death! What the h*** are you people trying to do, kill me?!”