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| Rochester, NY, USA | Extra Stupid, Home Improvement, Math & Science

Customer: “I’m looking for a square tablecloth. I need 52 by 52, but it doesn’t fit.”

Me: “Hmm, well what’s the size of the table?”

Customer: “Well, it’s 52 by 104.”

Me: “So you’re looking for an oblong tablecloth?”

Customer: “I could have sworn it was a square.”