Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 3

(I decide it’s time to ask my fiancé the important question.)

Me: “So… if I were a zombie, what would you do?”

Fiancé: “I don’t know. Probably like a Shaun of the Dead situation.”

Me: “…you’d keep me locked in the shed?!”

Fiancé: “Maybe not a shed… somewhere warm, I guess, but with video games.”

Me: “Seriously?”

Fiancé: “…and waffles?”

Me: “Well, it’s a slight improvement.”